Give my regards to soul and romance, they always did the best they could

Quotes from Twilight

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:44:53 GMT

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the first 3 Twilight books.

Twilight

Mike: So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that. pg.25

Bella: I made the Cowardly Lion look like the terminator. pg.30

Edward: I decided that as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. pg.87

Edward: Kryptonite doesn't bother me, either. pg.92

Edward: What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy? pg.92

Edward: Do I dazzle you?
Bella: Frequently. pg.168

Bella: I decided it didn't matter.
Edward: It didn't matter?
Bella: No. It doesn't matter to me what you are.
Edward: You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human? pg.184

Edward: Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over? pg.212

Mike: He looks at you like...like you're something to eat. pg.221

Edward: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin. pg.268

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion. pg.274

Edward: If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it. pg.294

Bella: Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell. pg.306

Edward: Your hair looks like a haystack...but I like it. pg.312

Bella: I love you.
Edward: You are my life now. pg. 314

New Moon

Bella: It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect--not healed, but as if there had been no wound in the first place. pg.452

Edward: Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. ...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything. pg.514

Eclipse

Edward: Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction? If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. pg.31

Edward: I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive. pg.88

Edward: Look after my heart -- I've left it with you. pg.95

Bella: I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. pg.143

Bella: I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too. pg. 143

Edward: I prefer brunettes. pg.194

Bella: What's the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole? pg.243

Bella: No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face. pg.342

Edward: You're engaged.
Bella: Ew! Please don't say that out loud. pg.451

Bella: That's it, isn't it? You're trying to protect your virtue! pg.453

Bella: First, because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire. pg.536

Jacob: The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse. pg.600

Jensen Ackles Picspam

Tue, 27 May 2008 03:09:29 GMT

Pics of Jensen from photoshoots, Days, Dark Angel, and Supernatural(some with Jared, too)

Twilight Icons

Sun, 25 May 2008 03:43:31 GMT

These are my very first icons. *is proud* They are just simple text icons.

1	2	3	4
5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12
13	14	15

Tom Welling Picspam

Thu, 22 May 2008 04:14:58 GMT

Pics of Tom Welling

Picspam Take 2

Sun, 18 May 2008 19:33:02 GMT

This picspam features the sexiest man in France......Gaspard Ulliel.

Johnny Depp Picspam

Sun, 18 May 2008 19:15:57 GMT

Since my journal is kinda blah, I've decided to start doing picspams to liven it up a bit. My first one is going to be of the sexiest man alive....Johnny Depp.

Friendship

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:04:42 GMT

True Friendship Is None of that Sissy Crap.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this-

Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad

like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Things My Mother Taught Me

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:15:12 GMT

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.

Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you.

Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Love

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:24:22 GMT

Love is always patient and kind.
It is never jealous.
Love is never boastful or conceited.
It is never rude or selfish.
It does not take offense and is not resentful.
Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth.
It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.

It's Only Love

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:07:40 GMT

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who you are when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who you are when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside of them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard; the best things come when you least expect them to.

14. Whatever happens, happens for a reason. There is no such thing as coincidence.

Chuck Norris

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:37:19 GMT

Here's some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Because, face it, you know they are hilarious! =D

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closets for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris was once told that the roundhouse kick wasn't the best kicking method. Historians recorded it as the worst mistake in human history.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris gives the fool a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.

Nice Guys

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:28:53 GMT

Someone posted this on Myspace and I thought it was really sweet.

Dedicated to....

To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that wasn't just trying to get laid.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

To every guy that gave his heart.

Spike Quotes

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:52:20 GMT

Thanks to boredom, I have compiled a list of some of my favorite Spike quotes from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. There is also a few from other characters.

(School Hard)

Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock ... I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. Fed off a flower person and spent six hours watching my hand move.

(Becoming Part 2)

We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough guy talk. Strut round with your friends over a pint of blood... the truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing. Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye Picadilly, Farewell Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?

(Lover's Walk) (My all-time favorite!)

The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death, now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave. You're not friends, you'll never be friends. You'll be in love til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children, it's blood; it's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

(Pangs)

I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more.

You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."

Bear! You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!

(Something Blue)

Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll...
Giles: You'll what!? Lick me to death!?

This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

(Out of My Mind)

Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there. That nasty little face. That fancy shampoo commercial hair. That whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.

(No Place Like Home)

Buffy: Don't take this the wrong way, but... (punches Spike in the nose) ...what are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch. You know, contrary to one's self-involved world-view, your house happens to be directly between... parts... and other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day, but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole 'burst into flame' phase.

(Intervention)

Damn right I'm impure! I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow.

Glory: I am a god.
Spike: The god of what? Bad home perms?
Glory: Shut up! I command you: Shut up!
Spike: Yeah, o.k. Sorry. But I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words: the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion-victim, ex-god like you.

(After Life)

I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd have done that, even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, and do something different. Faster, or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night, I save you.

Buffy: How long was I gone?
Spike: 147 days yesterday. Uh, 148 today. Except today doesn't count, does it

(Tabula Rasa) (hilarious episode)

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bullocks. Oh, god. I'm English.
Giles: Welcome to the nancy-tribe.

Spike: Father. Oh god, how I must hate you.
Giles: What did I do?
Spike: There's always something. And what's with the trollop?

Oh, great -- a tarty step-mother who's half old Daddy's age.

"Made with care for Randy." Randy Giles? Why not just call me "Horny Giles" or "Desperate-for-a-shag Giles"? I knew there was a reason I hated you.

(Beneath You)(the greatest Buffy/Spike moment)

Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he must for her - to be hers. To be the kind of man who never...to be a kind of man. And she shall look upon him with forgiveness and everybody will forgive and love. And he will be loved. So everything's ok, right? Can we rest now, Buffy? Can we rest?

(Touched)

I've been alive longer than you and dead longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine. I've done things I prefered you didn't. I've never had a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of bloody calls. A hundred plus years and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of... you. I'm not asking you for anything when I say I love you. It's not because I want you, or can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity what you are. You're a hell of a women. You're the one Buffy.

(Chosen)

I'm drowning in footwear!

So...where's tall, dark and forehead?

Buffy: Faith still has my room and . . .
Spike: Well you're not staying here, you can't buy me off with shiny beads and sweet talk, you've got Angel breath. I'm not just gonna let you whack me back and forth like a rubber ball, I've got my pride, you know.
Buffy: I understand.
Spike: Clearly you don't, ‘cause the whole "having my pride" was just a smokescreen.
Buffy: Oh, thank God…

Buffy: I Love You
Spike: No you don't, but thanks for saying it.

The episode Amends had the best Buffy/Angel scene of the series:

Buffy: Angel, please. I need for you to get inside. Th- there's only a few minutes left.
Angel: I know. I can smell the sunrise long before it comes.
Buffy: I don't have time to explain this. You just have to trust me. That thing that was haunting you...
Angel: It wasn't haunting me. It was showing me.
Buffy: Showing you?
Angel: What I am.
Buffy: Were.
Angel: And ever shall be. I wanted to know why I was back. Now I do.
Buffy: You don't know. Some great evil takes credit for bringing you back and you buy it? You just give up?
Angel: I can't do it again, Buffy. I can't become a killer.
Buffy: Then fight it.
Angel: It's too hard.
Buffy: Angel, please, you have to get inside.
Angel: It told me to kill you. You were in the dream. You know. It told me to lose my soul in you and become a monster again.
Buffy: I know what it told you. What does it matter?
Angel: Because I wanted to! Because I want you so badly! I want to take comfort in you, and I know it'll cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care.
Angel: Look, I'm weak. I've never been anything else. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy. It's the man.
Buffy: You're weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails. Maybe this evil did bring you back, but if it did, it's because it needs you. And that means that you can hurt it.
Buffy: Angel, you have the power to do real good, to make amends. But if you die now, then all that you ever were was a monster.
Buffy: Angel, please, the sun is coming up!
Angel: Just go.
Buffy: I won't!
Angel: What, do you think this is simple? You think there's an easy answer? You can never understand what I've done! Now go!
Buffy: You are not staying here. I won't let you!
Angel: I said LEAVE!
Buffy: No! No!
Angel: Am I a thing worth saving, huh? Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!
Buffy: What about me? I love you so much... And I tried to make you go away... I killed you and it didn't help.
Buffy: And I hate it! I hate that it's so hard... and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything that you did, because you did it to me. Oh, God! I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. I can't.
Angel: Buffy, please. Just this once... let me be strong.
Buffy: Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together.
Buffy: But if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can't convince you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can. But do not expect me to watch. And don't expect me to mourn for you, because...

And finally from the unforgettable episode 'The Gift':

Buffy: Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles… tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world… is to live in it. Be brave. Live… for me.

Poem

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:23:24 GMT

I had to write a poem for my Human Relations class. So I decided to write it about my ex. Here is my first, and probably last, attempt at poetry.

"You"

I thought that you were different,
I thought that we could work.
But then you proved me wrong,
You were just another jerk.

Maybe it was just my wishful thinking,
That I saw forever in your eyes.
But now I know that my future,
Would have just been full of lies.

You have left behind a broken heart,
And happy memories, too.
But I didn't ask for either of those,
I only asked for you.